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Sunday, June 22, 2008

this is fun, this is fun, this is fun... it just came back to memory...

when i first came to stamford, i was rather quiet. ah well, that is always d case. bt, manja monkey cant always b quiet, no? anyways, back to d past. on d 2nd day at stamford, we had jt had econs class. our first class. so, wit d best of intentions, we went 2 d library. like a good girl, i found a book 2 read. hey, i am a good girl!! mark wud have made a face at dat. me, mich n annette were together as usual. d 3 of us stuck like glue from day 1. no one knows y... aiyo.. dis always happens when i'm telling stories. i'll talk talk talk n talk go elsewhere n 4get my original story...

annette n mich got bored. they're not like me wer books r concerned. as long as d book is not academic, i can get lost in a book. amma n daddy hv long given up on me n books. d best time 2 read a book is when der is a big thunderstorm outside, n as long as amma's in d house, i cant go play in d rain, so d next best thing 2 do is go under d blanket n read Thomas Kinkade. d guy's good! it's Christian-based. after reading d 1st book, i got hooked on. i wud so like 2 visit Cape Town one day... it sounds wonderful. now u see? i got distracted again. d best part is i dont want 2 even delete my blaberrings!!

so d other 2 hooligans (at d time not so hooligany) asked if i wanted to go 2 McD's. i sed no cos i wsnt feeling 2 good. i decided 2 bunk off n sleep. i'm a real lazy baby. d amt of things these ppl do, annette started la, dat day itself.

she n mich went to McD. can quietly eat n come back isnt it? no. these ppl went to visit jaya supermarket. they went la, jalan2 on d ground floor. they stopped by memory lane. (good choice, now dat i'm on memory lane myself). mich made a comment abt a teddy bear. annette ws mortified n smacked mich on d head i tink. i cant remember where lah. all i remember is she smacked mich.

they went past poh kong. i tell u, since i heard about dis, everytime i past poh kong, i start giggling so much till i cant walk n mark hs 2 literally push me past d shop. oni if u noe annette, dis wud make perfect sense. oni d 3 of us, wen we remember d good old times n reli get into old memories truly understand d fun of our crazy experiences. 2 d on-looker, it prob wud amt 2 nonsense. anyways, when they walked past poh kong, dis annette suddenly woke up n grabbed mich's shirt n started 2 push her as quickly as possible, pasting her against d escalator almost n trying as quickly as possible to go away frm poh kong. naturally, mich ws puzzled. (it ws oni our 2nd day together). she had 2 control annette, if nt heaven noes wer annette wud hav steered her to. she asked annette wt ws wrong. our girl sed to go away from poh kong cos robberies always happen there. aiyo. when i heard dis also i fell off my chair la. d best part was, as if on que, a guard comes out wit a rifle as long as himself and stares arnd. u noe, reli i cant understand these guards. y they go carry rifles so big for? any emergency, they mite end up shooting themselves first. haiyoyo.....

after dis d memory lane issue happened lah.

they cudnt finish their cokes n wer walking arnd jaya wit them. mich finished hers n went 2 throw hers in2 d dustbin. annette meantime felt dat she shudnt have smacked mich n wanted 2 apologise. our friend, instead of looking 4 d girl, folded her arms n got on d escalator. then she started, 'eh michelle ah, i'm sory ah. i didnt mean to hit u... ' and she went on and on and on.... mich at dis point realised dat annette wasnt there. she turned arnd to her big surprise annette ws talking 2 herself while going skywards on d escalator. so picture mich standing der looking up being most puzzled. annette in d meantime realised dat mich wsnt answering her. she turned around and discovered herself going upwards n a very puzzled mich standing staring at her.

d image was too wonderful 2 imagine. d next thing ws i ws rolling in between d seat trying hard to contain myself n yet not fall off d chair.

d next blog shud b PG. 59. mich, annette, public nuisance and d librarians shud read it. its awful. hahahahhahahhahaa...........


Monday, June 16, 2008

Part 2 of my series (eh, nevermind la one year late. at least u got sumting 2 read rite, :) )

i will blog event by event so der will b more blogs to read.

dis time its abt d bank negara trip

 

mmm... now dats a crazy one from d very start. first of all, no one cud decide if they shud come or not. then, after a funny outrageous argument (none of which made sense) (anyone hu knoes us wudnt b surprised), all decided 2 come, with d exception of jamila. our darling's excuse ws dat there wudnt b any cute banker to go after. alamak, i didnt even know wt 2 say 2 that. first of all, y a banker?! all they see is dollars and cents. secondly, dis is bank negara la my dear, not ur piggy bank. and when did our dear jamila decide to tell us? on a msg when we woke up in d morning. thanks for d early notification, jamie. ;)

next, sleeping beauty (me, without a doubt) overslept. so i cudnt have my beauty bath. wt rubbish. sleeping beauty MUST have her beauty sleep and her beauty bath. (yeah rite, 15 mins in d bathroom is some beauty bath. if nt i get a knock asking if postcards shud b sent 2 my new holiday villa addressed to c/o bathroom). so sleeping beauty had a quickie and then Amma dropped me off. and wts btr, went der d, we left 45 mins later... haiyo...

the three hooligans sat together wit d exception of jamila. we've been told if a building needs to be demolished, no need to call demolition squad. just ask us to go der n laugh enuf. yes ah? pelik... mm, anyway, wer ws i? oh ya ya. public nuisance sat nearby. we tried our best to get rid of him (thanks bunny dear) bt since we had too much fun doing it we left him be. i tink he finally went to sit wit d driver i tink. i cant remember.

anyways, we arrived at bank negara within a matter of minutes. annette a.k.a bunny and us a.k.a. the other bunnies, managed to get a glimpse of annette's old house.

we went into d bank. EVERYONE der stared at us. can u imagine. as tho we were ali baba and the 40 thieves. wonder hu ws supposed 2 b ali baba. suppose they dont get much visitors. i went arnd walking wit my head terpesong upwards till annette and michelle had to catch hold of me b4 i tumbled over d sofa. i tell u it ws insane! everyone was staring at us. from top floor to ground. they literally stopped they're work. pelik pelik pelicans. hahahahhaha.....

then we were taken over to another building to hear a talk. i tell u if i knew the entire morning ws going 2 b jt d speech, i wud haf continued my morning snooze la. jalan into d hall n c d speakers name dah nak mula nangis. wanna cry i tell u. wat a name, aiyoyo. go get tissue paper b4 u read. his name ws A. Sivaswami.. aiyoyo... pain 2 d heart.

us three bunnies sat in a row la. i tot d speech wud b over. waiting waiting nothing happening. so i didnt listen 2 d speech la. i ws looking around. then i noticed sing koon's head drooping. n michelle had gone suddenly very quiet. n d worst ws mr joshua ws blinking away at d speaker. i tink d oni excited one ws d speaker. dis ws too funny. i nudged annette n we both smiled broadly. not that we liked d speech. we had to stop our mouths from opening so that explosive laughter remained contained inside. public realised sumting ws wrong n so he leaned forward to ask wt ws happening. annette in very expressive gestures showed him d audience. that one didnt know how 2 contain his laughter n only shut up when one of d officers came to sit beside him.

i got soooo bored, i decided to disturb sumbody. n then i decided, hu btr than Amma? so i told her that i ws bored. she told me never mind, not to be naughty, to pay attention and listen for pointers. dat came after a few msgs. i got so angry i said d only thing his speech is pointing to is to the PILLOW.

it ws only a bit later did i realise that d speech ws supposed to b an educational one. n so i tried to pay attention. n here came the prize question. suddenly, Sivaswami asks us whether we knew what does 'money' mean? i dont know y bt suddenly d question seemed obnoxiously funny. i cudnt tahan. out of d whole boring speech and out of d million questions in d world, he had 2 ask that one. before i caused a scene, i ducked under the chair in front of me and since i cudnt lol, i started vibrating vigorously. i cant remember who ws sitting beside me, bt that person also ikut me under d chair and started giggling. that only made things worse. and then comes this genius of a annette. she puts her hand on my back and asks me with genuine concern, "bunny, u ok ah?" aiyo! i nearly fell off my chair at that. ( anyone ever done that? i once ws lying on 2 chairs in d dining table and cracked my own joke, at which only i ws laughing. and i laughed so hard i rolled off d 2 chairs under the table. Amma came back from cutting fruits and found me missing. she ws obviously puzzled. she had just heard d noise. so she asked Mark and Daddy 'where's this girl?' Mark merely pointed under the table and Daddy laughed and said 'there! under the table.' Amma had to get me off else i wud have remained there d entire evening and said 'Oi, get up' hahahahhahahhahahhahaha)

what made this entire scene worse ws that one of d bank officials tot i ws having stomack pains and ws sick. annette had to make profuse hand signals that i ws fine. any red indian seeing her wud have been surely puzzled beyond glory.

anyways, this ws soon over. we were then taken for jamuan. michelle suddenly got excited and wanted to take pictures of d restaurant. d pelik security guard nearly aimed his rifle at her and said no. we went into d restaurant, and what with all our giggling, we went late and nearly no more tables left. we did manage to swipe one table. whereupon we got one that ws behind an indian man. i tink he ws a bangla.

when we were in d restaurant, i dono y, maybe it ws d effects of d boring speech bt suddenly everything, and i mean EVERYTHING seemed funny to us. i'll tell u wt i remember. it ws awful. anyone wud have deemed us mad on the spot. first of all, we cudnt locate d sugar (even that ws funny). public saw a waitress and put carpe dien into practice. he ran to ask her for sugar. that was funny too. then annette did sumting wit d sugar. i cant remember now wht it ws, whether she was laughing as she stirred, spilling coffee or wt. then annette's Mum decided to call. we decided to start squeeling softly on d sideline funny sayings, wic is wt annette always does when any of our parents call. i tink squeeled abt d restaurant or sumting abt annette. annette's mum cudnt understand wt ws so funny abt her being alrite, safe and sound. she asked her 'wt is so funny? i dont understand.' annette cudnt even reply, by that time convulsed in laughter. all she cud say ws i dont know. which, even to me, wud have been further confusing. finally she put down the phone and we all fell on the table laughing.

then came picture time. we wanted to take picture and annette had stuffed her mouth with kuih. it was so stuffed it wud have been rude even to the camera. we ended up laughing over that also and told d girl to wait. then annette smacked her lips wit her hands and then puffed her lips and said ok. it luked atrocious. we cudnt tahan and fell on the table again. we told the girl to go eat first,else she'd nvr eat. d girl is d malay one from public's batch. i cant remember her name now. anyway, when we were done, we tuk d pic.

abt d indian guy behind public, he ws typing sumting on his laptop. public made a comment and annette said she throw her shoe at him and he can go flying behind. tiba2 dono that man jadi gila o wt, he started smiling at his laptop. since i ws facing him, i leaned to see if he ws chatting or wt. i doubt an Excel worksheet wud b very funny. so i told these ppl and needless to say, they burst out laughing again. maybe dat guy ws gay or wt. hahahahha....

mmm.. after all dat, photo session. Sivaswami tot he ws movie star n ws posing away to glory.

after all that over, d security guard escorted us outside d building. maybe he ws worried, seeing us laughing all d time. college is terbalik. if they dont see us laughing, they noe sumting is wrong.

we got on d bus and raced for d back seats. we got em. then public decided 2 join us again. then the trouble started. we were told to get off d bus. at 1st we tot they wer joking when they said d bus wudnt start. then we discovered that it ws 4 real.

since mr joshua and public were d oni guys on d trip, they had 2 help d bus driver jump start d bus. they pushed bt d bus didnt start. they decided 2 gif it another try. suddenly, i tot it wud b fun 2 help push a bus. so i went. n bcos i went, 3 other girls joined me - mich, annette and wen xin i tink. i yelled for the others to take photos. while pushing, annette screamed for the rest of us to stop cos her shoe was coming off. it was so ridiculous we laughed so hard and pushed against d bus. then d bus, i tink cos of our laughing jump started. annette SCREAMED. and cos she screamed, we screamed. that always happens. we asked each other and finally her, y she screamed. she said she tot d bus was going 2 reverse on us. we were laughing so much we nearly lost our seats in d bus.

and these people had 2 find something 2 pin on me la. a lorry wit gas tanks passed by. so they told me 'eh diesel engine, ur supply lorry is passing us la'. kena. we started laughing again. then public decided to retell d story 2 everyone in d bus. he said"... and then ah, the bus ah, when it jump started, d exhaust, whoever behind it sure kena!" so excited. since HE ws behind d exhaust, i said 'you la!' oh boy. if not 4 d 2 hooligans beside me, sure i kena that day.

anyways, we laughed so much till d entire bus ws laughing dono 4 wt. it ws such an enjoyable time. really miss it. we all really enjoyed each other's company for the day.it ws fun....then we went back n had business class la. tu je. now i'm signing off. buhbye...


Sunday, September 09, 2007

all d rubbish that we've done...

if anyone calls us d hooligans, they're absolutely rite... me, bunny n kikyo plus jamie haf dun d most idiotic things in college dis sem...

lets talk bananas....

dt told us he likes bananas. he oso told us he n his fren n he haf stuffed potatoes in his discipline teacher's car b4... dat gt n idea into my head... i told my frens l8r n dey luved my idea... well, we didnt exactly damage his car, though dt keeps accusing us if nething goes wrong nowdays wit his car.... we wanted 2 buy bananas frm d canteen 1 day bt dey tuk it 2 fry PISANG GORENG ... of all times... so, Plan B. bunny sneaked sum bananas out of d hse d next day... she told us she wud unless her dad hd chewed dem all up... it ws so cute wen she told us dat... wen she brought pulak it became pisang leper... hehehehehe.... we din stuff d bananas in his car lah.. we hd better brains of course... we wanted 2 eat d bananas bt hw 2 eat pisang lepers la... funny lah. pisang leper... then we put banana skins all round his exhaust n one at d drivers door in case he x c it lah... we did dis during bs break mind u... den i msged him n told hm d best place 2 eat bananas is beside 2 blue savvy.... he din reply.. so we were a bit panicky lah... den my phone BEEP BEEP on our way down 2 lunch.. he asked y wer der all bananas round his car.. he can ask me sum more... so we went v cautiously 2 d canteen n der he was scooping nasi on his plate. he saw us n wagged his finger.. we laughed... then, we hd lunch 2gether.. we made hm so panicky... knowing us, he knew we cudn't haf dun it... bt d way we said, he gt up w check his car TWO TIMES! two times u noe... aiyo.. such a racket it ws... we laughed so much.. we flwd him 2 d car n had a gud laugh... pur thing lah... we tuk pics of hm... bunny n myself... bunny, post it on ur blog ah... or e-mail me or sumthing... hahahahahaha.... he n his blue savvy... bunny sent him a ridiculous e-mail stating news headlines concerning pisang bakar cuming out of blue savvy exhaust pipe... he retorted by telling her she'd go 2 heaven v sun... hahahaha....

of boy... did we haf a banana day...

p.s. dis is d 1st of d many series 2 sum entitled: all d rubbish dat we've done


Monday, September 03, 2007

hey,

2day, or yesterday, 2 b more specific ws my b'day... m jt writing dis 2 thank everyone...  u guys did an awesome job in making my day... i haven't njoyed my b'day in years...

I must first thank God... God, U gaf me n awesome day. really. sumhow... i've jt been luking 4ward 2 dis day 4 a long time... i luv U.... U made dis day 2 die 4... its been gr8... i feel regal somehow... n guilty... everyone's been treating me lk a queen..... U mk me feel really special...

Amma., Mark n Daddy... u all were fantastic... u all  prayed 4 me... put up wit all my tantrums... bought me soooooo many things... i feel lk crying 4 all d times i've treated u bad... luv u all... thank God 4 u everyday of my life.....

my cuzins gt me a special treat... 16 cupcakes dat spealt out happy birthday ann from d cousins... at d bottom ws a pic of a shoe, a handbag, a purse n sumthing else... cant remember... ate dem d... hehehe....

annette, michelle, jamila, fei yi, sing koon, n dr tan.... haf 2 thank u all so much.... u guys really helped make my day... annette n jamilla bought me, mic n sing koon a cake from secret recipe! it ws sooooo tasty... i luv dem 4 it... jamila got me dis really, really, really adorable puppy.. its name is rocky... its so soft.. d 1st thing i did ws 2 hold it 2 my face! n annette ws so really sweet... she spent so much in buying a HUGE box wit i think dunno how much money worth of earrings n she left me a beautiful letter 2 read.. i ws crying by d time i hd finished... mic says her gift is on d way.. cant wait... dr tan treated us 2 kfc 2day... poor thing, he spent RM 71.04 on us... feel so bad.... n oso sumthing sad happened 2day... annette's grandma passed away... poor thing... my heart goes out 2 her... she's so sweet bt God made her day as well... she gt highest 4 law! how sweet!

really... to all of u hu haf made dis day 4 me... i luv u all... any of u i left out.. dunt wury... i'll remember u in my heart for always... i love u all...


Sunday, May 20, 2007

hey ppl...

there! u wanted a public mail 4 so long... nw u can rrrrrreeaaaaaaaaddddddd 2 ur hearts content... hehehehe....

lets recall our lift incidents.... if i miss any... u'll haf 2 help me out....

first off... bunny a.k.a. annette.... i remember her being scared of lifts due 2 personal involvements wit lifts hehe.... ummm... she once stopped jamila frm pressing d lift button repeatedly by shouting out 'lift abuse!' several times till other ppl decided nt 2 get into d lift wit d two of them. she also stops jamila frm jumping like a lolo in d lift cos she sezs d lift will crash down on em or dat we mite take a quick trip 2 d fround floor.... aiyaiayi... if dat wsnt bad enuf... she walks into glass doors... (twice!)... her partner in madness, michelle a.k.a. mic, walks into big temboks that cudnt possibly b missed a mile away....

bunny also loves walking of d wrong floors... once we were in d lift, n d lift stopped at d 2nd floor... she looked at d floor, slanted her body at 70 degrees n walked rite out... till we yanked her back in, explicitly pointing out d floor number... we laughed like mad ( yeah rite, as if we dont at other times! ).... sitting wit her hs made me go lolo also as i proceeded 2 du d same thing a month later... oni i didnt even bother 2 check d floor number...

d 1st time bunny made us laugh wit her lift incidents ws a few weeks after classes started... me n mic went 2 d library n bunny sed she wud catch up wit us l8r... me n mic walked out 5th floor n a string of 7 guys walked in.... mic n i were in d midst of putting down our bags wen we saw bunny walking @ a v fast pace 2wards us... we were surprised n sed 'annette?!'.. n she sed 'ya, i ws supposed 2 go down, bt then 7 guys came in d lift n i ws d only girl, so i held d lift 4 them n came out'

oh boy... d whole building must haf shuk wit our laughter...

jamila once spilled coffee on d bangla guy hu hs becum all our stalkers nw.... nice going... she gets called 'kenyan gal' v loudly by sum loud indian guys hu mite v well b bangla cos i'm starting 2 think dat all bangla guys, if nt 90% of their population r weird....

once jamila ws doing sumthing v weird... cant remember wt it ws bt she scared a guy so much, he refused 2 cum in d lift wit her... wen d lift opened 2 her again 4 d 2nd time.. he literally jumped away frm her.... hehehehe.... she's even gt a stalkee nw.... cool.. she's gt both a stalker n a stalkee...

d other time ws wen mic, myself n sing koon, i believe... we gt in d lift at ground floor n sat there talking... till i suddenly yelled at d top of my voice 'eh... we're nt going anywhere lah!'.. gosh.. ppl at d 1st floor tot dat we were laughing maniacs... btw, mic repeated dis process wit bunny which made it all d funnier....

aiyoh... cant remember anymore.. if u guys du.. blog it on n mail it 2 me k... i'm having splitting sides frm laughing nw....