Part 2 of my series (eh, nevermind la one year late. at least u got sumting 2 read rite, :) ) i will blog event by event so der will b more blogs to read. dis time its abt d bank negara trip mmm... now dats a crazy one from d very start. first of all, no one cud decide if they shud come or not. then, after a funny outrageous argument (none of which made sense) (anyone hu knoes us wudnt b surprised), all decided 2 come, with d exception of jamila. our darling's excuse ws dat there wudnt b any cute banker to go after. alamak, i didnt even know wt 2 say 2 that. first of all, y a banker?! all they see is dollars and cents. secondly, dis is bank negara la my dear, not ur piggy bank. and when did our dear jamila decide to tell us? on a msg when we woke up in d morning. thanks for d early notification, jamie. ;) next, sleeping beauty (me, without a doubt) overslept. so i cudnt have my beauty bath. wt rubbish. sleeping beauty MUST have her beauty sleep and her beauty bath. (yeah rite, 15 mins in d bathroom is some beauty bath. if nt i get a knock asking if postcards shud b sent 2 my new holiday villa addressed to c/o bathroom). so sleeping beauty had a quickie and then Amma dropped me off. and wts btr, went der d, we left 45 mins later... haiyo... the three hooligans sat together wit d exception of jamila. we've been told if a building needs to be demolished, no need to call demolition squad. just ask us to go der n laugh enuf. yes ah? pelik... mm, anyway, wer ws i? oh ya ya. public nuisance sat nearby. we tried our best to get rid of him (thanks bunny dear) bt since we had too much fun doing it we left him be. i tink he finally went to sit wit d driver i tink. i cant remember. anyways, we arrived at bank negara within a matter of minutes. annette a.k.a bunny and us a.k.a. the other bunnies, managed to get a glimpse of annette's old house. we went into d bank. EVERYONE der stared at us. can u imagine. as tho we were ali baba and the 40 thieves. wonder hu ws supposed 2 b ali baba. suppose they dont get much visitors. i went arnd walking wit my head terpesong upwards till annette and michelle had to catch hold of me b4 i tumbled over d sofa. i tell u it ws insane! everyone was staring at us. from top floor to ground. they literally stopped they're work. pelik pelik pelicans. hahahahhaha..... then we were taken over to another building to hear a talk. i tell u if i knew the entire morning ws going 2 b jt d speech, i wud haf continued my morning snooze la. jalan into d hall n c d speakers name dah nak mula nangis. wanna cry i tell u. wat a name, aiyoyo. go get tissue paper b4 u read. his name ws A. Sivaswami.. aiyoyo... pain 2 d heart. us three bunnies sat in a row la. i tot d speech wud b over. waiting waiting nothing happening. so i didnt listen 2 d speech la. i ws looking around. then i noticed sing koon's head drooping. n michelle had gone suddenly very quiet. n d worst ws mr joshua ws blinking away at d speaker. i tink d oni excited one ws d speaker. dis ws too funny. i nudged annette n we both smiled broadly. not that we liked d speech. we had to stop our mouths from opening so that explosive laughter remained contained inside. public realised sumting ws wrong n so he leaned forward to ask wt ws happening. annette in very expressive gestures showed him d audience. that one didnt know how 2 contain his laughter n only shut up when one of d officers came to sit beside him. i got soooo bored, i decided to disturb sumbody. n then i decided, hu btr than Amma? so i told her that i ws bored. she told me never mind, not to be naughty, to pay attention and listen for pointers. dat came after a few msgs. i got so angry i said d only thing his speech is pointing to is to the PILLOW. it ws only a bit later did i realise that d speech ws supposed to b an educational one. n so i tried to pay attention. n here came the prize question. suddenly, Sivaswami asks us whether we knew what does 'money' mean? i dont know y bt suddenly d question seemed obnoxiously funny. i cudnt tahan. out of d whole boring speech and out of d million questions in d world, he had 2 ask that one. before i caused a scene, i ducked under the chair in front of me and since i cudnt lol, i started vibrating vigorously. i cant remember who ws sitting beside me, bt that person also ikut me under d chair and started giggling. that only made things worse. and then comes this genius of a annette. she puts her hand on my back and asks me with genuine concern, "bunny, u ok ah?" aiyo! i nearly fell off my chair at that. ( anyone ever done that? i once ws lying on 2 chairs in d dining table and cracked my own joke, at which only i ws laughing. and i laughed so hard i rolled off d 2 chairs under the table. Amma came back from cutting fruits and found me missing. she ws obviously puzzled. she had just heard d noise. so she asked Mark and Daddy 'where's this girl?' Mark merely pointed under the table and Daddy laughed and said 'there! under the table.' Amma had to get me off else i wud have remained there d entire evening and said 'Oi, get up' hahahahhahahhahahhahaha) what made this entire scene worse ws that one of d bank officials tot i ws having stomack pains and ws sick. annette had to make profuse hand signals that i ws fine. any red indian seeing her wud have been surely puzzled beyond glory. anyways, this ws soon over. we were then taken for jamuan. michelle suddenly got excited and wanted to take pictures of d restaurant. d pelik security guard nearly aimed his rifle at her and said no. we went into d restaurant, and what with all our giggling, we went late and nearly no more tables left. we did manage to swipe one table. whereupon we got one that ws behind an indian man. i tink he ws a bangla. when we were in d restaurant, i dono y, maybe it ws d effects of d boring speech bt suddenly everything, and i mean EVERYTHING seemed funny to us. i'll tell u wt i remember. it ws awful. anyone wud have deemed us mad on the spot. first of all, we cudnt locate d sugar (even that ws funny). public saw a waitress and put carpe dien into practice. he ran to ask her for sugar. that was funny too. then annette did sumting wit d sugar. i cant remember now wht it ws, whether she was laughing as she stirred, spilling coffee or wt. then annette's Mum decided to call. we decided to start squeeling softly on d sideline funny sayings, wic is wt annette always does when any of our parents call. i tink squeeled abt d restaurant or sumting abt annette. annette's mum cudnt understand wt ws so funny abt her being alrite, safe and sound. she asked her 'wt is so funny? i dont understand.' annette cudnt even reply, by that time convulsed in laughter. all she cud say ws i dont know. which, even to me, wud have been further confusing. finally she put down the phone and we all fell on the table laughing. then came picture time. we wanted to take picture and annette had stuffed her mouth with kuih. it was so stuffed it wud have been rude even to the camera. we ended up laughing over that also and told d girl to wait. then annette smacked her lips wit her hands and then puffed her lips and said ok. it luked atrocious. we cudnt tahan and fell on the table again. we told the girl to go eat first,else she'd nvr eat. d girl is d malay one from public's batch. i cant remember her name now. anyway, when we were done, we tuk d pic. abt d indian guy behind public, he ws typing sumting on his laptop. public made a comment and annette said she throw her shoe at him and he can go flying behind. tiba2 dono that man jadi gila o wt, he started smiling at his laptop. since i ws facing him, i leaned to see if he ws chatting or wt. i doubt an Excel worksheet wud b very funny. so i told these ppl and needless to say, they burst out laughing again. maybe dat guy ws gay or wt. hahahahha.... mmm.. after all dat, photo session. Sivaswami tot he ws movie star n ws posing away to glory. after all that over, d security guard escorted us outside d building. maybe he ws worried, seeing us laughing all d time. college is terbalik. if they dont see us laughing, they noe sumting is wrong. we got on d bus and raced for d back seats. we got em. then public decided 2 join us again. then the trouble started. we were told to get off d bus. at 1st we tot they wer joking when they said d bus wudnt start. then we discovered that it ws 4 real. since mr joshua and public were d oni guys on d trip, they had 2 help d bus driver jump start d bus. they pushed bt d bus didnt start. they decided 2 gif it another try. suddenly, i tot it wud b fun 2 help push a bus. so i went. n bcos i went, 3 other girls joined me - mich, annette and wen xin i tink. i yelled for the others to take photos. while pushing, annette screamed for the rest of us to stop cos her shoe was coming off. it was so ridiculous we laughed so hard and pushed against d bus. then d bus, i tink cos of our laughing jump started. annette SCREAMED. and cos she screamed, we screamed. that always happens. we asked each other and finally her, y she screamed. she said she tot d bus was going 2 reverse on us. we were laughing so much we nearly lost our seats in d bus. and these people had 2 find something 2 pin on me la. a lorry wit gas tanks passed by. so they told me 'eh diesel engine, ur supply lorry is passing us la'. kena. we started laughing again. then public decided to retell d story 2 everyone in d bus. he said"... and then ah, the bus ah, when it jump started, d exhaust, whoever behind it sure kena!" so excited. since HE ws behind d exhaust, i said 'you la!' oh boy. if not 4 d 2 hooligans beside me, sure i kena that day. anyways, we laughed so much till d entire bus ws laughing dono 4 wt. it ws such an enjoyable time. really miss it. we all really enjoyed each other's company for the day.it ws fun....then we went back n had business class la. tu je. now i'm signing off. buhbye... |